the actually amusing parts of a forward i received a while back

The subject was something dumb like "how to maintain a healthy level of insanity." I don't know why it's in all caps. maybe you have to write something in all caps periodically to maintain a healthy level of insanity.

1. AT LUNCH, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON AND POINT A HAIRDRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.

2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.

5. WHEN TRYING ON CLOTHES IN A DRESSING ROOM, YELL OUT "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE"

7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY"

10. SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THRU ORDER IS "TO GO"

11. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA

14. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON I WON!"

oh yeah, and this too.

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