Nov 11, 2006

once upon a melancholy evening

My favorite sweater was given to me by RLY nigh upon 10 years ago, and given to her by her father, who wore it for, lo, many years before that. Rachel's father is a fireman, a wonder with tools and sweater-choosing. I'm sure that part of what made it so dear to me was its long history. It's also a quite distinct whiteblue color--I;ve never seen another sweater of the same hue. This beautiful old sweater had become unwearable, holey, and shapeless, but I couldn't bring myself to throw it out. So it lay patiently on the floor of my bedroom for me to find its new purpose. I still haven't found that purpose. But today I converted it into a form that is better suited to new purposes: yarn.

This is where the sleeve met the sweater body. I always loved those little cables.







I still have one sleeve to unravel.










Thanks for all your good years, Old Blue Sweater.



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Nov 10, 2006

curious

it's curious that what I might consider my nose-wrinklingest posts yet have inspired the most intriguing comments yet, by Heloise the Aptly Named and a Hamlet-quoting Phantomaus. Hmmm! (are you my parents?)
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rat update

It's either taking a long nap, dead, has left, or just stepped out to find recruits.
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Nov 8, 2006

i think there is a rat in my wall

I can hear it (or whatever it is) thumping around. I don't like it!
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burkina & ghana: the initial trials

I just found this email that I sent after I got back from Burkina Faso and Ghana in January, 2006, having spent just 2 weeks there visiting my sister Patrice, and thought some might enjoy it. It's pretty long.

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Hello. I got back from BF late Monday night. I had a great time, and I'm hoping to go back to Ghana (they speak english there) to work this coming summer. [check!]

When I first arrived, it took FOREVER to get thru customs and security--like 2 hours. And there was no line--just people mobbing the little booth and sticking their passports out for the guy to grab. This was my first impression of BF, sadly. Anyway, I finally got thru, picked up my bag, and there was Tc waiting! I was very glad to see her--she and the 7 PCVs who had come to the airport with her and I piled into a taxi and headed back to the PCV hostel. The hostel was very comfortable--lots
of bunkbeds adn old couches to hang out on. We packed for Ghana, and finally went to sleep around 2--and then got up at 6 the next a.m. to catch our bus for Ghana, along with 7 of her PCV friends. We were in Ghana for about a week--taking 2 days of "luxury" buses and tro-tros/bush taxis (basically a 21-passenger van filled to the brim with people--each seat was about 10 inches wide) to get there and another 2 days to get back. The "luxury" bus--means incredibly overly airconditioned and loud
bad movies play. Also, no people standing in the aisles. On our 14-hour trip down to Kumasi, the second biggest city in Ghana, after the capital, Accra, we probably stopped about 12 times, often for no apparent reason. Each time we stopped, we were yelled at to get out of the bus by the angry bus people. We didn't like this. We were also all freezing, b/c the air was on too high and they didn't know how to turn it off--nor could they control the volume of the movies--so it was a very uncomfortable ride down. But we finally arrived and stayed at a presbyterian hostel in Kumasi. I slept incredibly well that night, not having slept, really, for 2 days. The next day we traipsed around Kumasi a little bit, then took a tro-tro to another town, where everybody else got off, and then we bargained with the driver to take us on to our lodge, the Green Turtle, another hour and a half down the road. By this point, my opinions of african transportation were very low--but I was still very happy to be there. I loved watching the women (mostly) walk with enormous loads on
their heads, and often babies on their backs. The desertyness of BF followed by the jungleyness of Ghana were both beautiful. I was pretty leery of the food, and wasn't thrilled about drinking beverages out of little plastic bags, which is how they're sold--but I was still interested in everything.

We spent about 3 days at the Green Turtle Lodge--the main building of which was located about 100 yards from the ocean--it's run by a Brit, and very comfortable--little huts with beds in them, shared outdoor showers and toilets, limited menu from which to pick breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and otherwise much lounging beachside. Sometimes we got to watch dinner being fished for in the ocean. The Green Turtle, while not particularly african (it wasn't in a village or anything), was heavenly. We could also sleep outside in tents, which I did for 2 nights, and that was beautiful. (It was too hot for me in the huts (not air conditioned, of course), although the peace corps volunteers found them perfectly
comfortable.) The surf there was amazing--huge waves and a noticeable undertow--so violent it felt quite dangerous to go in alone, or to body surf, really. We had a great time in the water anyway. Also, it was a full moon there the first night we arrived, and it was so bright there were definite shadows--a little like standing in the middle of a well lit car dealership at night. About a half mile down the beach there _was_ a village, and Tc and a friend of hers and I walked there one afternoon,
were given an informal tour of the local castle overgrown with trees and jungle, which included a small boy climbing a palm tree, cutting down coconuts, and our guide insisting that we each eat at least 4 coconuts. The coconuts were interesting (and, for me, edible) b/c they weren't yet ripe--our guide hacked a hole in one, and inside it was filled with water, which we drank until we couldn't drink anymore, and then he hacked it in half with his machete and we scooped out a thin layer of wet coconut--it
had a yogurty consistency and was very good. Anyway, after he force-fed us coconuts and showed us the castle and it's "beautiful bomb" (a rusted out cannon) and offered to catch every lizard we happened to notice, he asked us for money, which I thought maybe he deserved, but Tc and Stephanie, the other PCV, thought not--mostly b/c he had insisted the whole time that we wouldn't have to pay. Apparently people like this have a name--"faux types", false types, and they're not to be accommodated.
Also, on the way to the village, I happened to save a sheep from drowning, to the great amusement of Tc and Stephanie.

Anyway, then we walked thru the village, where all the children followed us and tried to talk to us and took our hands and insisted we take their pictures. Very cute. African children, at least in that region, are very different from american children. They are not coddled at all--when we were in BF, some babies would cry when we came near b/c they had never seen white people before--and the mothers, instead of comforting the babies, would shove them at us. This is perhaps representative of the
general attitude toward raising children. Tc's theory about this was that life there was so hard (there's so much poverty, and babies and people in general die all the time, etc. etc.) and you have to be able to take it, so they do not keep hardship from their children. While I was there, I saw _one_ child with a toy (a white baby doll, as it happened). All the other children just played with what they found (in one case, a bunch of kids were playing "marbles" with bottlecaps and a flipflop for the big marble).

Anyway. We left the Green Turtle reluctantly, and only out of a sense of duty to see some of the rest of teh country. My entire 3-day stay at the Green Turtle, including housing (PCV rate), every meal, and drinks, amounted to about $40--but it's about a 8000 cedi (ghanaian money) to $1 ratio, so that was about 320,000 in cedi. (We changed money at hte border and for $200, I got a big pack of money about 6 inches thick, more than a million cedi--people there carry money around in black plastic sacks.) So from there we proceeded to Busua, an actual town, where we spent Xmas day. Tc had had her tailor make Xmas stockings (and 1 Hannukah stocking) for all of us, and Santa did indeed manage to find us down there, very kindly including some delicious Nebraska chocolates. Ghana was pretty hot (prob. in the 90s) and very humid, although while we were next to the ocean it was very comfortable. Busua was fine--nothing particularly spectacular, although the waves were much calmer and I could ride them over and over and over. At that point we started eating in restaurants, which was usually frustrating. Menus tended to be more like wishlists for what they'd like to have on the menu, and often they wouldn't tell you that
they didn't have something that was on the menu until an hour after you'd ordered. In our worst restaurant experience, some people had not yet gotten their food 4 hours after they'd ordered--we ended up walking out. Apparently any seafood you order, for instance, has to be caught--so it's good to order it in the morning, when you want it for lunch. Anyway, we nevertheless had some very good food there. Good pancakes. I went to mass with one of the other PCVs on Xmas day, to see what it was like. It
took place in a schoolroom; we sat at desks. It was almost entirely in the local language, and lasted about 2 hours, so I was pretty ready to go when it ended. The sermon was probably 40 min. at least, and the congregation was quite active in it--it seemed like the priest was asking individuals personal questions. The singing was really the best part--they had drums and clapping and harmonies and it was quite
beautiful. They sang only one song I knew--Gloria in Excelsis Deo--but it was nice to listen and clap along with the others. Originally, aside from the other PCV and I, there were about 5 women in the congregation, but as the mass went on, many more women and children came in and out and in again.

After Busua, we took a tro-tro to Cape Coast, which was known for many things, none of which did I get to do b/c at that point I got wicked diarrhea. Tc, though, went to see a castle that was used for holding and shipping slaves. It sounded brutal, but she should tell you about it. We left Cape Coast earlier than we thought, mostly b/c we were concerned about being able to get bus tickets back to Ouagadougou (BF capital), because every single bus person we talked to gave us different times and
different days for when the bus actually left. So we took a tro-tro back to Kumasi (Ghana), tried to go shopping in the market there (but I was too sick, so I took a nap on a bench in the middle of the market instead, while Tc shopped), and then left at around 5pm for Ouaga.

This time, the bus took about 18 hours b/c they close the border betw. BF and Ghana at night, so we just sat at the border and waited for it to open. On the bus back, it wasn't nearly so cold as the bus down, but we were still treated to very terrible african movies, The Good Samaritan and the Good Samaritan II (which we watched twice). The quality of these movies is so bad that the volume varied incredibly--although sadly it seemed to more often be extremely loud than extremely quiet, which we would have preferred. The excessive volume bothered no one but us
Americanos--the africans seemed to have no trouble at all sleeping through it. But finally the movies were over and we all slept. We got to OUaga around 2pm the next day, and just went back to the hostel and relaxed, watching movies and reading, till the next day at 2 pm, when Tc and I split up with the rest of teh PCVs and went to catch a bus to her village.

This bus was _not_ luxury, which meant that they sold more seats than they had, so many people were standing in the aisles, very crowded, no a/c. Happily, one of the bus dudes helped us get seats, so we didn't have to stand for the whole 5+-hour bus ride. However, the bus left very late (like 2 hours late), and so it was especially crowded. this also means that we did most of the driving in the dark, as the sun sets there rather promptly around 6pm. This was more problematic than it would be in the US b/c 1, there are no streelights, and 2, only a part of the road was paved.
Another part of it was in the process of being paved, so buses weren't allowed to drive on it, and it wasn't like there was any detour options--which meant that we off-roaded, in a bus, in the pitch dark. This was terrifying. there were many times when I was convinced that hte bus was going to tip over. Also, sometimes the driver would slow down from his previous speed of 10mph to consider his options--which Tc pointed out probably meant he was trying to discern the least dangerous route.
Very fun. We finally got to her village around 11, I think, very happy to arrive. It was so dark there (no electricity), that we needed flashlights to get to Tc's house. Everyone was very happy to see her, and one dude helped us carry stuff to her house, and gave me a nickname in the process--Aminatta, which I thought was very pretty. (Tc's nickname is Wend Puiri (no spelling guarantees), which means, in the local language, Shared by God.)

Her house is made of cement, has I think 5 or 6 windows, and 2 rooms, her bedroom and the kitchen/living room. She has a very private patio surrounded by shades made out of twigs and brush, so no one can see in (unless they walk in, which they do all the time). She has a campstove, bookshelves, wicker-like chairs for which she has made cushions, a little table, a big table where she prepares food, a big bed, and lots of hooks to hang things on. Also, a PCV friend of hers who lives nearby has hooked up electricity for her from a generator, I think. So she gets electricity from 6-10 at night, which makes a huge difference, i think. Otherwise, she uses flashlights and kerosene lamps. Unfortunately, in attempting to charge my Ipod, I detached one of the wires, so her friend will have to come fix it. She has speakers, which she hooks up to a cd player, so she has music too. Her water is brought to her from a well by
a little girl, who claims to be 14 but who looks about 9, just a little older than Emily [my niece]. This little girl, Zara, brings water on her head from god-knows-where in a container that Tc and I can barely lift. She puts it in a gigantic trashcan, essentially, from which Tc takes pitchers-full and puts it through her water filter (which gets particulates out), along with a little bleach (which kills the bacteria). From this she gets all the water that she drinks, cooks with, or washes her hands and food. Her bathroom is a little walled-off area with a cement floor with a hole in it, under which is a very deep hole in the dirt. You pee in the hole, and then you "clean up" where you missed the hole with a little bleached
water--this keeps cockroaches down, apparently. In this same area is the "shower"--basically you get a bucket of water and take a bucket bath. Tc has gotten herself down to 3 little pitcherfuls (about 3 cups per) of water (washing hair included)! I had to use many more than that.

So--we arrived late at night, and pretty much went directly to sleep. The next morning we took very leisurely--I sat outside and read, while Tc swept and otherwise cleaned the house (it's so dusty there that the dust gets in every day, even when you're gone and teh doors and windows are closed). That afternoon we went to the market, which occurs every three days. It's a particularly good market, according to Tc, b/c it's arranged in a grid and has everything you could possibly want. We bought some fruits and vegetables, and then I went a little crazy buying pagnes. A
pagne is a measure, like a yard--you buy cloth in those measures, and the cloth has taken on the name of the measurement. Tc has a very beautiful pagne that she bought when she first got there, and she uses it for a towel, or to keep dust from her mouth, or to keep warm on cold buses, or whatever happens to be useful. It's now threadbare. anyway, the designs of the fabric vary incredibly, and can be quite beautiful. They can also have quite silly-seeming objects on them--like sewing machines or the picture of the dude who's been president tehre for the last 30 years,
Blaise Campaore. Anyway, I bought a bunch of them, and the next morning we took some of them to her local tailor to have made into clothes for she and I and others. That was a very hectic visit--we had, I think, 8 pieces of clothing we wanted him to make, and many different instructions. Some of them did not, in the end, turn out as well as we'd hoped, but some of them were beautiful. So now, for instance, I have a new dress, which cost about 3 dollars to buy the material and 4 dollars to have made. So
anyway, after the market we went back to her house and made dinner, and ate it. That night was New Year's--a quiet one for us. We went to the village party, which was at an outdoor bar, with lots of very drunk men and dancing (mostly just the men) and loud music. We stayed long enough to be polite and then were in bed by 11:30. The next day was rather hectic. It was my last day in Yalgo, her village, and we wanted to get everything done that we hadn't yet done--in the end, some things had to
drop by the wayside. But we did manage to get our feet henna'd, very beautifully by a local woman, go to the tailors, take an aborted walk (I lost one of my camera batteries, so we had to look for that instead), and then walk out to her school. The walk was very lovely--all deserty and filled with dried up white shrubs--according to Tc, when the hot season comes in March, all the dried up plants will blow away and it will be just red dirt everywhere. anyway, we walked out to her school, but by that time it was getting dark, so I didn't get as clear a view of it as I might have
otherwise. One of the wives of one of the other professors then put my hair in braids--using fake hair too--but alas it was not really what I had asked for and was pretty uncomfortable--so then next day when we got back to Ouaga we spent a couple of hours taking them out. But it was fun to have done, and I know that if I get it done again that I need to be more clear when I ask. The ladies doing it found my painful screeches very funny. That night we were quite exhausted, and so were sorry to miss the anniversary party going on next door for the couple that lived there--I think it was 50 years? Anyway, it sounded like a much more fun party to attend--there was drumming and singing and ululations that lasted until the morning. We were worried that it would keep us awake, but I, anyway, had no trouble.

So that was what we did--I should also mention the people I met there. Tc has lots of friends. Most of them are middle-aged men--the women tend to be less educated and too demure to have much conversation with. One of her friends was Esuf (sp?), who owns a store near her house and who is very sweet. He likes to give candy presents. His wife, Marietta, is also quite sweet, although more aloof, and has a very cute little baby named Abdourasmani (I think). At one point she let me wear Abdou on my back like the ladies there--this is fun, but also dangerous--Abdou and most other babies don't wear diapers. I guess when they pee or whatever, the mama just shifts the pagne holding the baby on to a drier spot. There is also Valentin, the telecentre man--he's very kind and seems very helpful--the sort of person who will know the best way to get something done and is very willing to help Tc out with things. I met many other people, mostly men, but since I was only there for a few days, it was very hard to keep anyone straight. Greeting people is very important--there are blessings to exchange and proper responses to the blessings, and you have to ask how the person is and then their family and then half a dozen
other things. This all happens in Moore (pron. MORay), the local language, which Tc has an impressive handle on (in addition to the French, of course). Tc and I couldn't walk down the street without _everyone_ shouting to ask how we were. After hearing so much about locals' requests for gifts, I expected it to happen a lot more than it did. It definitely happened, but not all the time, every moment, especially in comparison to the hello-how-are-yous that we received everywhere. The
hello-how-are-yous, though, were exhausting enough in themselves--it was hard to go anywhere in a hurry w/o appearing rude for not stopping to chat.

So after 2 full days there, we left the next morning on the bus back to Ouaga. This was in the daylight and so I could see that even though the bus was off-roading, it was following a path of some sort. This trip would have been uneventful, but instead it wasn't--instead, a wheel fell off and there was a terrible grinding noise and teh bus came to a stop, all tilted to one side. This was quite alarming to most of the people, but I had just assumed that it was yet-another-bus-weirdness, so I wasn't
particularly alarmed at all. Tc knew it wasn't normal, though, and so she was very scared. Anyway, the bus didn't flip over, and we all filed off, and then Tc and I caught a ride with a beer truck for the remaining 1.5 hours to Ouaga. When we got back, we took out my braids, relaxed a bit, did some gift shopping from a man named Omar who brought his wares to the hostel, and then went out to a delicious dinner of pizza and tomato/mozzarella salad. Then we went back to the hostel, packed up my
belongings, and went to the airport. I had hoped to check my bags and then join Tc and her friends at the airport bar, but alas the checking in and checking my bags took so long that I then had to board. We said goodbye and I stood in line for the next 1.5 hours to get thru security (it took that long for approx. 50 people to get thru--my passport was checked 6 times before I went on the plane). The plane left an hour late, I flew to Paris, then to Zurich, and finally back in New York. The end.

The other PCVs that I met are all really great people--we had a terrific time in Ghana and Tc's close to them. I really like being able to know who she's talking about and visualize where she is etc.

I had a great time, and I hope to go back to Ghana this summer, as I said above--as soon as my stupid research paper is done I will start researching my work options there. As this has been probably the longest email I have ever written, I think I will end it now, although I am sure I have forgotten some stuff.

love, anne

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preparing to visit Burkina Faso/Ghana

A friend of a friend recently asked me for advice about making plans to visit Burkina Faso. This has happened a few times in the past, so I thought I would just post it here so that I don't have to write it out again each time. Suggestions/additions/corrections are welcome. I recommend reading the comments to view them.

1. Visa: definitely get it before you go. The airports are basically excuses for them to extort money out of you (i've heard awful stories of people's luggage getting intentionally held up to get a bribe, although, to be fair, these examples were all in Ghana). Also, the BF airport entrance procedure is insane--no lines, just a mob of people shoving their passports at the passport people. You'll be in there forever anyway, so you might as well not prolong it by standing in a visa line too. If you live in New York, you can get your visa at the BF or Ghana Permanent Mission, but call the BF Embassy in Washington DC to get that address, because the one available on the web is wrong (as is the phone number). Getting the visa doesn't take long (a few days) but it can be annoying (having the right info, etc., especially for the Ghanaian visa), so I'd take care of it ASAP. You have to leave your passport with them. Alternatively, you can do it in DC or by mail to the Embassy in DC. Information about these procedures is on their websites. If you have questions, I highly recommend calling them b/c there's no guarantee that their websites are updated regularly.

2. Shots. I go to NYU law school, and the university has its own student health center, which includes a travel nurse who knew what shots to give me and gave them to me. If you don't go to a big university, you can just look on the state department website and it should recommend which shots you should get and then call your doc and ask if you can get them from her or whether she can give you a referral to someone who can do it for you. There are a whole bunch (like 6) and they're very expensive--as much as $500 or so. So be prepared for that. Also, some of the shots can't be given at the same time and the hepatitis one requires two different shots (actually three, but one can be given after you come back), several weeks apart. So get started with this at least two months in advance if you can. The good malaria medicine (no shot, just pills you take), called Malarone, is very expensive (like $4-6 a pill and you have to take it every day you're there, plus a little while before you leave and after you get back). You may be able to get it cheaper from Canada (investigate websites). There's two other kinds--one is Lariam, and it has a lot of psychotic side effects--people have crazy dreams, and it can REALLY mess you up (I know somebody who was hallucinating and had to have someone come pick him up from Thailand). If you have any history of mental illness they're not supposed to prescribe it for you. That said, it's very cheap and lots of people take the chance. It's what they give all the peace corps volunteers (although a lot of them don't like it). If you do get Lariam I recommend that you start taking it for a while before you leave so that if you do have a bad reaction you can know in advance and get a different prescription. There's a third kind, doxycycline, but it's an antibiotic and it's generally not a great idea to be on antibiotics for a long time if you don't have to be, so I avoided it. it can also cause sun sensitivity and yeast infections in women (b/c it kills the good bacteria in your body too). YOu should also bring some immodium a.d. It doesn't fix your diarrhea, but it will get rid of the symptoms should you have to spend a day on the bus at an inopportune time. I think it's recommended, though, that you not take it unless you won't have easy access to a toilet, so that your body has a chance to deal with its problems the normal way. Aspirin/tylenol is also convenient. So is a water bottle (the lighter the better). There's also a drug that begins with C that's an antibiotic that your doc will prescribe for you in case you do get a whopping case of the runs. In Ghana, anyway, you can get this much cheaper there. And you shouldn't take it unless you are really sick--generally considered better to just wait out the diarrhea b/c the drug's a major antibiotic, I think. I wish I could remember its name.

3. Stuff to Bring. Antibacterial moist towelletes/gel is a great thing to bring, b/c often there's no opportunity to wash your hands before you eat or after you pee. Good sunscreen that won't make you break out, if you have a tendency to do that (if you're very fair you might have to wear it daily, so this is something to consider). Definitely bring bug stuff--the Peace Corps volunteers use a brand called "Cutter" in a stick form. Sprays can be good though, b/c you don't get the stuff all over your hands. Bring chacos or other comfortable, not-hot walking shoes. Also some tennis
shoes or somehitng so that if you want to hike or just for whatever reason not get really dusty feet on a particular day, you can. Bring a bandanna for a sweat rag (sounds kind of gross, but very necessary) (also good for tying around your hair on crazy bus trips. I thought having a leatherman knife was pretty handy (but for obvious reasons, don't put it in your carry-on). Don't bring a towel--too bulky for carrying around. Instead, just bring a biggish piece of thin cotton cloth--it will do the basic job of drying you off (you could also just get one there--they're used for everything there, and called "pagnes" in Burkina(panyas). Pagnes turn out to be useful for all sorts of things (covering face from dust, keeping you warm in overly-air-conditioned places--they do exist, table cloths, sheet, etc.). Bring pen, paper (I always had a little notebook to jot things/words/information down), cards, light/small travel games (lots of time on buses). A digital camera and ipod with tough carrying cases that will protect them from dust. Chocolate and other good treats for hungry Volunteers. Bring some kind of light jacket or cardigan b/c it can get cool at night there at some times of the year (and more in BF than in Ghana). Definitely bring lightweight pants--in some areas it's not appropriate for women to be in shorts, and skirts can be a pain b/c you always have to worry about them blowing around and showing your oh-so-shocking legs above the knee (more a concern in BF than in Ghana, although I would still recommend bringing a couple pairs of lightweight pants b/c catcalls are constant). Ditto with tank tops, so bring some t-shirts. Lotion, if your skin tends to be dry. Also don't bring a sleeping bag or a pillow--too much to carry. A watch that's not too flashy with an alarm clock is useful. If you do bring electronics that need to be charged, make sure to get adapters (and if they're small, you have to have a thing that lowers the current, I forget what it's called, AND another thing that changes the plug). Sunglasses/hats are good. A flashlight is useful but batteries are heavy, so you'll have to decide about that. Definitely bring some american cash with you because ATMs are very few and far between. Also some gatorade powder--it's good for rehydration if you get diarrhea, and all that water drinking can get a little boring sometimes.

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everyone who likes bread should know about this

recipe for professional-quality, no-knead bread
and why it works.

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election recap

for those of you who haven't followed this election closely, I recommend this New York Times article for a recap of scandal, spending, intrigue, and how things stand.


Impressive work, ye donkey Dems. Here's my stat-o'-the-day, from that article: "Over all, Republicans spent $559 million, compared with $456 million by Democrats, according to records filed with the Federal Election Commission." And yet they retake the House, and possibly the Senate. snap. indeed.

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Nov 7, 2006

steve ferris and jessie cherry conspire to give content to this post

I don't know if this is already on Anne's McBlog, but check it out. From an old friend.

jess

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Scott Kleeb is the Democratic candidate for the House of Representatives in NEBRASKA's 3rd district. tomorrow, he may deprive the GOP of one of their safest seats in the House. and... now, /IF/ he wins this one, and /IF/ he stays positive after two years in Congress, he will have a real /political/ /future/. This is a link to several of his short campaign videos which may better help you understand why I am so excited by his candidacy.

if you can watch and listen to only one of these, let it be this one.


-- Ferris/CUB//tejón/

I'm Steve Ferris, and I approved this message.

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vote!

today!
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Nov 6, 2006

new knitty calendar

the calendar has 12 beautiful pictures of what people can do with yarn, needles, and a camera; the honorable mention page has many more. I recommend looking at them even if you don't knit--some of the pictures are quite lovely, and are valuable for their photographical quality, rather than for their mere depiction of knits. they're also good for dispelling hand-knits' nasty, 70s-tie, frumpy-sweater reputation.


(a honeymoon camisole, by Kathryn Juergens, Washington D.C.)
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stillwell v. combs





Holding: Robert C. Stillwell whupped Sean "P. Diddy" Combs in the marathon by more than an hour.








(click on images to view times and other details)

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Nov 5, 2006

your new favorite blog

(after mine, natch): Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke in 500 Words or Less. I can't recommend reading it during income tax though. The giggles are too difficult to disguise as bemused interest in the tax topic under discussion. Props to Bert for alerting me to this genius.



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color me uniMPREssed

I took this horrid test, the Multistate Professional Responsibility Exam, yesterday. Barbri Bar Review scammed me out of many studying hours--the real thing was pretty different from the four (4!) practice exams I took this week. So...let's hope I pass, eh, ladies and gentlemen? But even if I didn't, unlike in real life, one gets multiple chances to choose the right thing to do, and I may get to take the test again over spring break. 'cause that's how all third year law students like to spend their s'breaks. taking horrid tests. In other news, I did not get one of the jobs I applied and interviewed for. Sure hope I get that other one.

I did get to use a Number Two Pencil yesterday, and that pleased me. It's been a long time since Number Two Pencils had a big role in my life. Maybe I'll try to reintegrate them. They feel good in the hand. Also, on Friday night, Bert, DMB and I made some magnets. Here are mine--see if you can spot the theme.







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Nov 2, 2006

and this won't be an expensive policy at all!

nope! It's CHEAP to treat everybody in the emergency room.

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let's have a picnic!

First, we need a nice parky picnic table:















Then, we need a tablecloth (let's take this nice lady's--and the dog too):





















Then we need some beer in a cooler:
















Then we need some shish kebabs:
















And someone should bring the pasta salad:














And someone the jello salad:











And we couldn't do without rice krispy bars!
















Then we can work it all off with some frisbee:













Or, for those feeling a wee mite less frisky, perhaps some bocci or horseshoes:
































And finally, some singing round the fire.
















Wasn't that a nice picnic? We should do that more often.

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p.s. I don't know any of the people in these pictures.

Oct 29, 2006

silk, saris, recycling, yarn, yes

yarn made out of recycled silk saris.


stuff made out of recycled silk sari yarn.

what isn't good about this?

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lynx

in a bored moment I have updated the links section of the ol' blogbaby.

here's a description of its contents:




























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sweet home omaha

is the title of an op-ed by a guy named Richard Dooling from today's New York Times. It's a very clichéd city-mouse/country-mouse article that spends a lot of boring time making fun of Omaha. Here's a typical paragraph:

"Before you recoil in horror at the thought of living in Omaha, a city of 414,000 souls, consider that this year Money magazine ranked it seventh of the nation’s 10 best big cities to live in, ahead of New York City, which ranked 10th. O.K., now you may recoil in horror."

I have about a thousand responses to this article, but what's the point? Many New Yorkers are simply unable to appreciate Nebraska, just as many Nebraskans, when they visit New York, clutch their purses and their children with white-knuckled fists and can't stop wrinkling their noses at the dirt, crime, expense, and tiny apartments. This, obviously, is a little tiresome for people who live here. But the thing is, Dooling, you see, it works both ways. Nebraska, as you paint it, is a beautiful little straw man.

I can't resist pointing out just one of the many stupid parts of this article: the author is so clever as to turn each one of his list of pros of living in Nebraska into a con of living in Nebraska. One of the pros-turned-con is "Cornhusker football (the morbidly obese fellow next to you is wearing a Go Big Red cowboy hat, red Sansabelt slacks and white shoes)." At least attendance at Cornhusker football games are a., optional, and b., only once a week, for part of the year. By contrast, being mushed up against all sorts of people is inherent in taking the subway, which, for many of us in New York, is a., unavoidable, and b., a bi-daily occurence. Oh, SNAP!

As far as I can tell, Mr. Dooling took the time to write this article merely to be catty + statistics. It doesn't seem that he's ever even been to Omaha. Thank you for your oh-so-thoughtful commentary, Richard Dooling. So glad you took the time to educate us all about "flyover country." However, to be fair, if you ignore his stupid op-eding, the stats are interesting.

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