flavors of the past(e)

I tried Honest T brand Mint White tea this morning, and it takes like...paste! It's been decades since I tasted that strange minty goodness, and boy is it better when it has that good pasty texture. On a whim, I googled "i eat paste" (weirdly, one of the google suggestions for a noun to fill out "i eat" was "people"), and found that www.pasteeaters.com exists! but it's stupid, as are the "i eat paste" t-shirts available for personal consumption. there's also a letseatpaste blog, but it's really not about eating paste. I'm not sure what the message is here, but I guess eating paste isn't really funny and unless you like paste you should stay away from that tea.

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